BREAKING NEWS ..........EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED.

Report says dat Judas is refusing to betray Jesus dis yr. He claims
d 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.
He is demanding 100% increment on d amount. Negotiation r still
ongoing which means dat Easter may nt b celebrated dis year.
You are here by advise to free ur goats nd chicken awaiting
crucifixion during d Easter season pending when he will receive alert
4rm his bank.
Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences
caused.